Aleci (第1/1页)

    applechip/pollywoo

    applecellphoneusechipmemorytokeepthemaealivelong,Iwanttostudywhatisapplethefuture,butIt,Idon''''tgotthegetssmartbrainthatOxfordteachtobe,Ihavetothinkofmyquickroducegoldapple,oisonbckapple,goddamit,Iwillmakehimbeeagoldman,IpromiseandIhavemadeitetrue,whataboutthatlousyman,pydirtytosholesons,heisbrokentheureofmyapples,theycallmemamaitsoundlikesweetangel,myhusbandsaythatoursonsareverybad,hehastoteachthemtherules,Iamgoingtosleepriceagain.

    mylittleappledidnotknowthattheirsisterhaseatenthreeapplepie,Imadeitatkit,haha,badboysneverknowwhatisapplepie,theyonlyuoodwhitecreampie,AmeriPie,andwhatelse,IamgoingtosaySnowWhitestorytoletthemlisten,butalittletwisted,theyshouldsaythatpapaandmamaseemalittlebitodd,Iamsosadandhappy,forthemdon''''trealizeadultsbehaviors,theyhavetostudyparentspsyaybetheylikebckqueeer,butIwon''''tpythatrole.

    yesterdayIhadseenafilmthatIamageniuskidthatmyfatherteachmefoldpapers,andIfoldahighpuritytrianglebuildingmode,itiscolorful,Idon''''twanttowritehepapersanymore,Iwillgivepaperanartificialsculpturefun,ahinkabout,Apple,Apo,oppo,whehreeapples,wefindoutthatapplewillscreamsohusbandtakehimtoseedoctor,thenopposaythathewaappleicecreamandputing,Iallgivetothem,thereforetheytoldmepapaishiriotestmama,Ifeelthatthereisnosuchthingsastaningandtaming,soIdecidetotrolouralpplekids,trainthemasgenius.